(April 18, 2012 at 9:06 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Was it an "accident" like that priest with the potato up his ass?
I remember hearing from someone who worked in an ER about a guy coming in with a swimming pool noodle (long, tubular foam swimming pool toy) stuck in his rectum. Apparently he claimed that he jumped off the diving board and landed butt-first on the noodle which lodged in his anus. Uh huh. Sure. Whatever you say. Forget about the fact that the noodle would have been floating horizontally when you'd have landed on it, the fact that the water density wouldn't be strong enough to ram it up your ass and you'd have just pushed it aside, and the fact that it was rammed up your ass without you having any swimming trunks on.
People just don't want to admit that they like putting things up their asses. But I just can't fathom getting one of those foam noodles up there, since even the smallest ones are pretty big in diameter, anally-speaking.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
