People who were on god's side and died.
Every saint who has ever lived.
Every pope, bishop, priest and nun who is not currently alive.
Every Christian who dies from a horrible disease, AIDS, in a terrible accident or is killed.
And apparently, god himself.
Statistics show a clear pattern. You have a better chance of surviving if you do mock god.
So, I think everyone here should start mocking god for the safety of their own lives. I'll start:
Screw you, god. You knocked up a virgin and didn't even pay for child-support.
Every saint who has ever lived.
Every pope, bishop, priest and nun who is not currently alive.
Every Christian who dies from a horrible disease, AIDS, in a terrible accident or is killed.
And apparently, god himself.
Statistics show a clear pattern. You have a better chance of surviving if you do mock god.
So, I think everyone here should start mocking god for the safety of their own lives. I'll start:
Screw you, god. You knocked up a virgin and didn't even pay for child-support.