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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?

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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
April 23, 2012 at 8:39 pm
I've said this previously, but I'm going with the bizarre episode when, due to "Matthew"'s piss-poor language skills, Jesus entered Jerusalem on the back of a donkey and an ass at the same time.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?

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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read? - by Cyberman - April 23, 2012 at 8:39 pm

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