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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?

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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
April 24, 2012 at 12:41 am
Quote:Jesus entered Jerusalem on the back of a donkey and an ass at the same time.


That was probably a translational error from Aramaic to Greek. What the person in the crowd said was "look at that ass riding the donkey."
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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?

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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read? - by Minimalist - April 24, 2012 at 12:41 am

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