Out of boredom I went to church on sunday. I listened to the words the preacher spoke; bland, vapid, old platitudes, basically. When it came time to pray, my prayer was as follows:
"Dear god. I have sexual dreams about fucking your female angels in the ass and nutting on their faces. I usually retain the memories of these dreams to take care of my morning business.
Just thought I'd let you know; I'm dreamfucking your messengers. amen."
"Dear god. I have sexual dreams about fucking your female angels in the ass and nutting on their faces. I usually retain the memories of these dreams to take care of my morning business.
Just thought I'd let you know; I'm dreamfucking your messengers. amen."