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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
A few odd ones:

Genesis 25:30
He said to Jacob, "Let me eat some of that red stuff, because I'm exhausted."

Acts 20:9
Seated in a window was a young man named Eutychus, who was sinking into a deep sleep as Paul talked on and on. When he was sound asleep, he fell to the ground from the third story and was picked up dead.

Deuteronomy 14:21
Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to an alien living in any of your towns and he may eat it, or you may sell it to a foreigner...
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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read? - by Tobie - April 24, 2012 at 4:21 pm

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