I believe!

[Darwinian]

God brought me to this forums from the Google, and he wants me to stay here until I convert you all to His wisdom! Hopefully you aren't suffering from such full blown atheism that you will be close minded and ignore me!

Why can't he do it? Why does he need you?

Being atheist means that we are open minded. I would say that it is you who are closed minded as you won't accept anything that contradicts that little dusty book of yours.

And, if you make sense and put forward original and interesting thoughts then, of course, I won't ignore you.

I guess I should start by asking you all what you believe. Since you are atheists you probably believe that the world is millions of years old and we all came from some monkeys who came from some fish who decided one day to step out of the oceans! I reckon some of you probably say you believe this but secretly know it is a lie and really ridiculous thing to say!

No. I believe that the world is about 4.5 billion years old and that all life originated from a clever little chemical reaction which then handed everything over to evolution.

I would say that secretly you know this to be the most probable cause of life and to credit it all to a supernatural entity in the sky is a ridiculous notion born out of the ignorance of an early phase in human development.

Jesus said He was the way, the truth, and the light, and that you only get to heaven through Him! If you think about it, atheism is REALLY stupid tho!

That was very modest of him. Did he really say that? Did he really mean it in that way? How do you know? Just because it is written in your book?

Your book also says that if, on your wedding night you discover your wife is not a virgin then you should kill her. Is this something else you believe?

I put it to you that believing every word of a book that has been edited, transcribed, translated, updated, modified over 9 centuries by scribes, monks and the members of the catholic church, none of whom you have ever met or even knew each other for political gain and control through fear of the masses is REALLY, REALLY infantile.

If you are right (ad you are not!) then nothing happens when you die,

Why is it that so many theists think that all atheists think that nothing happens when you die. An atheist is simply someone who does not believe in a god or gods.

but if you are wrong (u are!) then you go to Hell for eternity!

To be quite honest. If Heaven is full of people like you, worshiping and praising a jealous, petty, unjust, unforgiving, controlling, vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleansing, misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully of a god then I think I'll give it a miss.

If you believe in Christianity (the one tru religion) then you go to Heaven when you die, ad you can live foreva!

See above.

Still not converted? Please comment!

Nope. I'm afraid that you are going to have to do infinitely better than that.