Yeah, well, welcome to the human race. I apologise for having human feelings and for finding a condescending attitude in lieu of argument offensive. Personally, I never go out of my way to be insulting, relying instead on some form of biting wit to do the job for me. However, piss me off and I will bite back.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'