Where from here?

[Darwinian]

The Old Testament God isn't Christian until the New Testament is figured in.. THEN he becomes the Christian God, and you work backwards. (Roll up one trouser leg and touch your bared right nipple for the full effect

Well that's just bizarre! You're saying that God himself became Christian about 2000 years ago which effected a huge personality change? What did he do, accept Christ and suddenly see the error of his ways? Is he a born again God?

Talk about doing intellectual and literary contortions to desperately make what is a jumbled collection of myths and stories seem like a coherent narrative.

And what about this God then? Isn't he supposed to be pure, actus purus? If so, how can he possibly have such a complex and volatile personality?