I voted the first option. This was a predictable move on my part as it was the option with the most humor involved as I am a male of hetrosexual disposition.
*However*, the predictability of choosing option one has milked any comedy out of the action and now serves only as tired reminder of mans failing struggle against the ever-present mundaneity of life.
I apologize and will attempt to salve this unfourtunate circumstance, I will then perform the japanese rite of seppuku as penance for my sin.
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It is done.
*However*, the predictability of choosing option one has milked any comedy out of the action and now serves only as tired reminder of mans failing struggle against the ever-present mundaneity of life.
I apologize and will attempt to salve this unfourtunate circumstance, I will then perform the japanese rite of seppuku as penance for my sin.
![[Image: what-the-fuck_234908.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=galeri3.uludagsozluk.com%2F189%2Fwhat-the-fuck_234908.jpg)
It is done.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.
- Abdul Alhazred.