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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?

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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
May 6, 2012 at 3:00 am
(May 6, 2012 at 2:56 am)DeeTee Wrote: You and this thread have just shown that atheism does not have a better way than religious people and is worse than those you claim started all those wars in the name of some deity.

You can no longer criticize Christianity, Christ, God, the Bible, the Biblical authors or anyone who has a religious belief because you are not better than they.

Madalyn Murray O'Hair - striking down christoholic stupidity since 1995.
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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?

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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read? - by Phil - May 6, 2012 at 3:00 am

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