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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
What an interesting comparison... picking out absurd and otherwise funny quotes from a 'holy' book and poking fun at them is worse than waging a war in the name of an imaginary Big Brother? I'd be very interested to see how the casualties and fatalities stack up for both activities... call me Mr Cynical but I've a sneaking suspicion the figures may be ever-so-slightly one-sided.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read? - by Cyberman - May 6, 2012 at 6:34 am

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