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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?

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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
May 6, 2012 at 8:09 am (This post was last modified: May 6, 2012 at 8:09 am by Xyster.)
(May 6, 2012 at 2:56 am)DeeTee Wrote: You can no longer criticize Christianity, Christ, God, the Bible, the Biblical authors or anyone who has a religious belief because you are not better than they.

Sure I can .. Christianity IS a plauge, Christ is a MYTH, the bible IS man made bullshit.... I may not be better but to be a grown man/woman that still cling on to immaginary friends....well nuf said

2 kings 2 23-24 <--always loved that one... that one kinda falls in line with this criticize thing .. omg you made fun of my head and IM A HOLY MAN... I'm so telling on you..... (((poooF))) 2 fem bears maul the horrible mob of toddler terrorist...
Did I make a good point? thumbs up Smile I cant help it I'm a Kudos whore. P.S. Jesus is a MYTH.
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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?

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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read? - by Xyster - May 6, 2012 at 8:09 am

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