(May 7, 2012 at 12:25 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:(May 7, 2012 at 12:20 pm)Thor Wrote: and that we should pay homage to the elves (who, we all know, live in a hollow tree)
Oh you are so wrong! The elves live in my closet. You are not a True Elvenist™!
You must be an Elvenist Witness. They believe elves live in closets. Of course, we TRUE Elvenists know they live in hollow trees! If they didn't, how could they possibly bake those cookies? It's absurd to think they would be making cookies in CLOSETS! SHEESH!
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?