you're not desperate yet dude, if you're still willing to go out with "Any semi attractive girl". you're still normal. you'll know precisely when desperation sets in, when you wake up next to something that you can't quite recognize as human and have welpts on your back. then again, that could just be explained as quite wasted.
just go to the massage parlor and catch yourself a rub-n-tug, then carry on.
just go to the massage parlor and catch yourself a rub-n-tug, then carry on.
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
