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Jesus is My Savior.....

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Jesus is My Savior.....
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Jesus is My Savior.....
May 12, 2012 at 7:43 pm (This post was last modified: May 12, 2012 at 7:43 pm by Minimalist.)
No... not that phony crucified cocksucker....


Jesus Stoning


this Jesus works for the air conditioning repair company and he ascended into the "hell" of my attic to fix a broken fan motor. Then he came back down and said that "all is good."

I gave him a couple of bottles of water and he didn't walk on them....he drank them.

Praise Jesus.
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Jesus is My Savior.....

Messages In This Thread
Jesus is My Savior..... - by Minimalist - May 12, 2012 at 7:43 pm
RE: Jesus is My Savior..... - by NoMoreFaith - May 12, 2012 at 7:46 pm
RE: Jesus is My Savior..... - by Minimalist - May 12, 2012 at 8:01 pm
RE: Jesus is My Savior..... - by Nine - May 12, 2012 at 8:03 pm
RE: Jesus is My Savior..... - by Minimalist - May 12, 2012 at 8:10 pm
RE: Jesus is My Savior..... - by Nine - May 12, 2012 at 8:20 pm
RE: Jesus is My Savior..... - by padraic - May 12, 2012 at 8:39 pm
RE: Jesus is My Savior..... - by Minimalist - May 12, 2012 at 8:43 pm
RE: Jesus is My Savior..... - by Jackalope - May 13, 2012 at 12:31 am
RE: Jesus is My Savior..... - by Minimalist - May 12, 2012 at 8:23 pm
RE: Jesus is My Savior..... - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - May 12, 2012 at 9:31 pm
RE: Jesus is My Savior..... - by Minimalist - May 12, 2012 at 11:27 pm
RE: Jesus is My Savior..... - by Autumnlicious - May 13, 2012 at 1:23 am
RE: Jesus is My Savior..... - by Jackalope - May 13, 2012 at 1:31 am
RE: Jesus is My Savior..... - by Annik - May 13, 2012 at 3:22 pm
RE: Jesus is My Savior..... - by Minimalist - May 13, 2012 at 1:25 am
RE: Jesus is My Savior..... - by padraic - May 13, 2012 at 7:53 pm
RE: Jesus is My Savior..... - by JesusShaves - May 13, 2012 at 3:03 pm



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