How to not be desperate for a gf?

[Aegrus]

It's true. Being an arsehole works.

Well, that explains why I've been single for so long.....

Here here. . . I've always tried to be polite and respectful of people. In return, they have stepped on me and used me. I've considered becoming an ass-hat troll, but I just can't do it. My nice-ness is too ingrained to be ovepowered by strength of will. I feel physically ill when I try to be a dick to anyone.