Solemn Oath

[Edwardo Piet]

I do solemnly swear by The Flying Spaggetti and the holy TGD that I am not He who commeth with the wrath of GOD. By the powers invested in me by his holy noodleyness, I declare that GOD hath no dominion over the earth, and thus will it remain until Man evolves into god.

Were you an atheist the whole time but want to have a bit of fun?

Your one of us aren't you?

Certainly seems like it, and if thats the case...how many times did I say I suspected this lol? And I heard others mention that he must be an atheist too, he seems either a joker or a prankster.
P.S: ManofGod, you say you support the five major religions, would you describe the true five major of religions (most of the rest don't even count as religions MUAHAH)....
as these 5 (as the 5 most truly major religions): Pastafarianism, InvisiblePinkUnicornism, Russel's teapotism, Jediism and perhaps, just perhaps, my own favourite (and TRUE religion)...:
ManBearPigism. Parker and Stone are prophets(!) lol! :p