RE: proselytizing
August 30, 2009 at 11:49 pm
(This post was last modified: August 30, 2009 at 11:52 pm by dry land fish.)
(August 30, 2009 at 10:31 pm)binny Wrote: If I lived in a county where I couldn't purchase alcohol or porn I'd be relocating. Speaking of which I think I'm going to poor myself a glass of wine now, my favorite 2 buck chuck. Mmmmmmm wine
I just watched that video. Holy shit! What a bunch of lunatics. Now I really need that glass of wine.
Oh you can buy porn here. We have two stores. One that is retail only and that's where I worked and then one that's a smut shop with the theatre and booths. It's in a strip mall and when it started up it was right across from a quilt shop ran by old women. They complained about how it was affecting their business because their churchy customers wouldn't do business there because they had to walk past the adult book store. The windows were blacked out but I guess the thought of large rubber penises within a hundred feet or so of them just scared them away. The county attorney raided them twice and once people were arrested for prostitution and someone had some crank on them. They are still there though and the old women had to move their quilt shop. They were pissed but it's a free country and the little churchy people lost that fight. That porn shop is a corporation and they paid an expensive lawyer to eat our county attorney alive. It was great!
You can buy alcohol here too. I can go about a mile down the road and get beer from a boot legger. They also probably have a variety of pills, some pot, and maybe some crack. Depends on the boot legger. I could actually be arrested for buying a case of beer off of someone here. I can drive to the next county over and buy all the alcohol I want and bring it home...just can't buy it here. It's insane and people have faught hard to get a wet vote in here but it never goes. The preachers want to keep buying beer and whiskey from boot leggers because they keep their drinking a secret. They are hypocrites around here and they preach all of this holier than thou crap but they are really the bad people. Sleeping with sixteen year old girls, cheating with other church members, drinking, even doing drugs. They do it all here but pretend to be perfect. My neighbor cheated on his wife but he looks down on us because we have an empty case of beer sitting out by our garbage can every now and then. I don't even want to know what he has to say about my Darwin fish or when I've laid out in a bikini to tan.
Landover Baptist Church is a great place to visit. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/index.html I always get a good laugh out of this site.
