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I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
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RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
June 4, 2012 at 10:14 pm (This post was last modified: June 4, 2012 at 10:15 pm by Reforged.)
(June 4, 2012 at 10:10 pm)...above us only sky Wrote: "Dear Penthouse Forum..."

No, anyway, uh no you did not get lifted, except for in a dream. This sounds like one of those cases where what you were last reading informed your dreaming. S'alright, happens to a lot of us. Mistaking it for reality is the problematic part...

What? Dude, I never dreamt Jesus slipped me a sneaky one with a vibrator. What the fuck have you been reading before going to bed?
"The Bible: S&M edition"?
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by domnavarra - March 28, 2009 at 7:09 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Tiberius - March 28, 2009 at 7:19 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Darwinian - March 28, 2009 at 7:38 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by bozo - March 28, 2009 at 7:39 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Demonaura - March 28, 2009 at 9:50 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by WWLD - March 29, 2009 at 12:44 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by padraic - March 29, 2009 at 3:11 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Kyuuketsuki - March 29, 2009 at 7:25 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Giff - March 29, 2009 at 8:01 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Tiberius - March 29, 2009 at 8:09 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Giff - March 31, 2009 at 7:41 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Demonaura - March 29, 2009 at 10:14 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Eilonnwy - March 29, 2009 at 4:27 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by WWLD - March 29, 2009 at 10:48 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by leo-rcc - March 30, 2009 at 1:07 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by chatpilot - March 30, 2009 at 10:09 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by chatpilot - March 31, 2009 at 10:02 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Edwardo Piet - March 31, 2009 at 1:43 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by WWLD - March 31, 2009 at 8:05 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Rockthatpiano06 - March 31, 2009 at 8:32 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by athoughtfulman - April 1, 2009 at 6:38 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by chatpilot - April 1, 2009 at 9:53 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Panglossian - June 1, 2012 at 3:09 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Anomalocaris - June 1, 2012 at 3:13 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Panglossian - June 1, 2012 at 3:19 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Jackalope - June 1, 2012 at 3:16 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Shell B - June 1, 2012 at 7:28 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Minimalist - June 1, 2012 at 3:56 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Darwinian - June 1, 2012 at 6:49 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Cato - June 1, 2012 at 7:00 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Cyberman - June 1, 2012 at 6:52 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Epimethean - June 1, 2012 at 7:22 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Gambit - June 1, 2012 at 7:29 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Welsh cake - June 1, 2012 at 7:31 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Cinjin - June 1, 2012 at 8:11 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Reforged - June 1, 2012 at 8:54 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Reforged - June 1, 2012 at 9:09 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Violet - June 2, 2012 at 6:28 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Reforged - June 2, 2012 at 9:24 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Violet - June 2, 2012 at 1:16 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Angrboda - June 2, 2012 at 10:13 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Annik - June 2, 2012 at 10:17 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by KichigaiNeko - June 3, 2012 at 4:53 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Reforged - June 4, 2012 at 10:14 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Whateverist - June 4, 2012 at 11:52 pm
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Reforged - June 5, 2012 at 8:59 am
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives! - by Whateverist - June 5, 2012 at 10:26 am

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