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Sinners cannot understand the Bible!

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Sinners cannot understand the Bible!
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible!
September 2, 2009 at 9:04 am (This post was last modified: September 2, 2009 at 9:36 am by Dotard.)
I, Dotard, am God.

Don't believe it you say?

That is because you have to believe Dotard is God before you can believe Dotard is God.


Same line of bullshit I heard 27 odd years ago when I first began publicly questioning a God's existance and the Bible as it's word to mankind.

You have to believe it before you can believe it.

Frodo's logic is impecable and irrefutable. (insert emoticon with huge eyeroll here)
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Sinners cannot understand the Bible!

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Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by dry land fish - August 28, 2009 at 10:19 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Minimalist - August 28, 2009 at 11:41 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by theVOID - August 29, 2009 at 2:37 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 29, 2009 at 4:51 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Giff - August 29, 2009 at 6:01 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by dry land fish - August 29, 2009 at 11:52 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 29, 2009 at 3:50 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by theVOID - August 29, 2009 at 4:01 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 29, 2009 at 4:06 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - August 30, 2009 at 2:52 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 29, 2009 at 6:14 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - August 29, 2009 at 6:16 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 29, 2009 at 6:33 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - August 29, 2009 at 6:40 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 29, 2009 at 6:44 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - August 29, 2009 at 6:50 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Darwinian - August 29, 2009 at 6:51 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - August 29, 2009 at 6:53 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 29, 2009 at 7:02 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - August 29, 2009 at 7:04 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 29, 2009 at 7:07 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Darwinian - August 29, 2009 at 7:08 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 29, 2009 at 7:14 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Giff - August 29, 2009 at 7:17 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 29, 2009 at 7:30 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - August 29, 2009 at 7:34 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Darwinian - August 29, 2009 at 7:22 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 29, 2009 at 7:35 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Darwinian - August 29, 2009 at 7:40 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 29, 2009 at 7:55 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Darwinian - August 29, 2009 at 7:59 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 29, 2009 at 8:02 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - August 29, 2009 at 12:52 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Samson - August 29, 2009 at 1:18 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by theVOID - August 29, 2009 at 2:27 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by theVOID - August 29, 2009 at 4:26 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 29, 2009 at 5:13 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by theVOID - August 29, 2009 at 5:49 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 29, 2009 at 6:18 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 30, 2009 at 5:03 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Giff - August 30, 2009 at 2:34 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Tiberius - September 2, 2009 at 7:34 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Dotard - September 2, 2009 at 9:04 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 3:41 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 5:10 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 11:37 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 2, 2009 at 12:10 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 2, 2009 at 3:58 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Tiberius - September 2, 2009 at 4:08 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 2, 2009 at 4:15 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 4:56 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by dry land fish - September 2, 2009 at 4:18 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Minimalist - September 2, 2009 at 4:58 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 2, 2009 at 5:20 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 6:15 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 2, 2009 at 6:18 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 6:18 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 2, 2009 at 6:20 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 6:32 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 6:26 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 6:58 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 7:00 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 7:27 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 7:34 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 7:42 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 7:46 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 7:54 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 7:55 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 8:06 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 8:09 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 8:39 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 8:41 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 8:45 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by theVOID - September 3, 2009 at 3:47 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 10:03 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Ryft - September 5, 2009 at 11:38 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Dotard - September 19, 2009 at 1:31 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Ryft - September 19, 2009 at 12:43 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - September 19, 2009 at 1:22 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Ryft - September 19, 2009 at 2:59 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - September 19, 2009 at 4:12 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 19, 2009 at 4:34 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by padraic - September 19, 2009 at 4:46 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Dotard - September 19, 2009 at 2:52 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Ryft - September 19, 2009 at 6:25 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Dotard - September 19, 2009 at 6:39 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Ryft - September 19, 2009 at 6:55 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by theVOID - September 19, 2009 at 9:43 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Ryft - September 20, 2009 at 11:11 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Dotard - September 19, 2009 at 9:16 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - September 20, 2009 at 4:39 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by theVOID - September 20, 2009 at 4:43 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - September 20, 2009 at 4:44 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - September 20, 2009 at 4:57 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - September 20, 2009 at 5:09 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - September 20, 2009 at 5:42 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by theVOID - September 20, 2009 at 6:47 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Dotard - September 20, 2009 at 9:13 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - September 20, 2009 at 12:20 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - September 20, 2009 at 12:30 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Ryft - September 20, 2009 at 12:44 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Dotard - September 21, 2009 at 9:13 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by ecolox - September 21, 2009 at 3:37 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Ryft - September 21, 2009 at 4:43 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Dotard - September 21, 2009 at 9:30 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by ecolox - September 21, 2009 at 11:03 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Dotard - September 22, 2009 at 9:10 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by ecolox - September 22, 2009 at 1:51 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Ryft - September 27, 2009 at 2:57 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Minimalist - September 22, 2009 at 12:11 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by ecolox - September 22, 2009 at 1:25 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - September 22, 2009 at 7:04 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 22, 2009 at 1:41 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - September 22, 2009 at 1:46 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 22, 2009 at 1:59 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by ecolox - September 22, 2009 at 2:00 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 22, 2009 at 5:27 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by ecolox - September 23, 2009 at 3:46 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 23, 2009 at 5:25 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 24, 2009 at 6:11 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 22, 2009 at 2:02 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - September 22, 2009 at 2:16 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 23, 2009 at 4:15 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by ecolox - September 23, 2009 at 4:33 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 23, 2009 at 5:47 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by ecolox - September 23, 2009 at 7:13 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Rhizomorph13 - September 23, 2009 at 4:31 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Minimalist - September 23, 2009 at 5:10 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by ecolox - September 23, 2009 at 5:30 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by amw79 - September 24, 2009 at 5:05 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Minimalist - September 23, 2009 at 10:09 pm

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