Personally, I like saying that, generally speaking and regardless of height, a standing person's legs are perfectly tuned to reach the ground - not too short so as to leave the feet hovering above the surface nor so long that the feet are below ground level. Sometimes, interesting conversations will ensue.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'