Why did God create the universe?

[Reforged]

What are you talking about? Either your deity created everything or he didn't. Which is it?

Don't be so lazy, read and find out for yourself, could it be you're afraid God might actually show you something and you'll find a need to believe, just sayin'.

I have read, thoroughly, and have found nothing that couldn't be considered anything other than the greatest work of barbaric bullshit I have ever had the pleasure to read. It made me laugh more times than I could count.
Oh and you'll let us know when God shows himself won't you? Honestly, we're far too afraid to keep a proper eye out. Thors shaking with fear as we spea- oh no hes laughing. Well I'm sure the rest of us are practically shitting ourselves. I myself am paralysed with fear at the thought that God could be watching me when I sleep like an invisible sex offender with a key to my house. Based on the behavior of quite a few of his followers I'm not entirely sure I want to see anything he wants to show me as councilling is rather expensive and time consuming.
Just sayin'.