I was in the library recently and I saw this girl. She was very attractive and I was scared to talk to her, so I decided to try and take a photo of her feet. A few hours later, cops arrived at my house, thinking something worse might be up (allegedly, one guy thought I might be trying to rape her or look up the skirt she wasn't even wearing and almost attacked me), and eventually, this misunderstanding was cleared up (with both the cops and the library), the photo was deleted, and I (With some help from Buster Keaton) eventually cheered up after a brief period of time where I seriously considered seppuku.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.