Let your hair down, what bone headed things have you done?

[Gambit]

I was drunk, walking up a very long road near where I lived, and I needed to take a leak desperately. There were no alleyways, and the road was a busy road with lots of shops etc. The first building I came to that afforded any sort of cover had steps leading up to an entrance, which meant there was a partially shadowed corner. I unzipped my fly and proceeded to relieve myself. Halfway through I felt a tap on my shoulder, turned round and found myself face to face with a cop. As if it wasn't bad enough that I'd been caught with my dick in my hand, it was then that I noticed what kind of building I had chosen to do my business - yes, it was a cop shop. The cop started rhyming of all these offenses I had committed - Destruction of police property; possible concealment of a weapon; public nudity; crime of decency. He was obviously taking the piss (Excuse the pun), which was a relief. He told me not to be so stupid in future, and to make sure I used the little boy's room before I went for long walks.