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Atheist Forums › Discussion › Off Topic v
UNLEASH THE MADNESS!

Poll: Got much agro to vent?
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I haven't been angry in what feels like forever... I might even have forgotten what it feels like. Please don't hit my face with a frozen axe after pumping me full of testosterone to remind me.
36.36%
 4 36.36%
I like to say I don't get angry, and then surprise my daughter when she tells me she's pregnant. Only kick a puppy every few weeks.
9.09%
 1 9.09%
I'm moderately pissed off, and I'm gonna freaking tell you why!
0%
 0 0%
@$&*#RAGGLEFRAGGL#@#*($WQBFBUFWQBFWQBQFWBBFW@#$*@!&^QB:WQFBWQFWQQWFVIUFQg89(I@^&@#FLIUEBFQUIEWBFIUAVFAVSF11!!!!!!111!!1111111111
54.55%
 6 54.55%
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UNLEASH THE MADNESS!
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RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS!
July 7, 2012 at 4:52 am




I don't get mad.

I don't get even.

I calmly analyze the situation to determine the estimated personal cost to me in order to rip the person's lungs out.

Then I make a subjective comparison between that cost, and the pleasure I will feel to have their warm blood running down my arms, cascading onto my hips, curving round the tumescence of my belly, and curving inward to tickle the inside of my thighs as it continues its downward descent along the inside of my shins to where it collects in a purplish red pool at my feet.

It's a simple question of economics.





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UNLEASH THE MADNESS!

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UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by Violet - July 1, 2012 at 9:17 pm
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by Minimalist - July 1, 2012 at 9:19 pm
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by Annik - July 1, 2012 at 9:19 pm
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by Tempus - July 1, 2012 at 9:36 pm
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by padraic - July 2, 2012 at 1:45 am
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by Rayaan - July 2, 2012 at 4:07 am
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by KichigaiNeko - July 2, 2012 at 9:13 am
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by frankiej - July 2, 2012 at 9:15 am
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by Rayaan - July 2, 2012 at 2:53 pm
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by KichigaiNeko - July 2, 2012 at 9:16 am
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by Autumnlicious - July 2, 2012 at 1:12 pm
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by Violet - July 5, 2012 at 6:43 pm
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by frankiej - July 2, 2012 at 3:06 pm
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by Annik - July 5, 2012 at 7:08 pm
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by Tempus - July 5, 2012 at 8:46 pm
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by Annik - July 5, 2012 at 9:53 pm
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by downbeatplumb - July 6, 2012 at 12:55 pm
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by Annik - July 6, 2012 at 12:57 pm
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by Violet - July 7, 2012 at 1:52 pm
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by Cato - July 5, 2012 at 7:19 pm
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by KichigaiNeko - July 6, 2012 at 9:11 am
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by Annik - July 6, 2012 at 11:27 am
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by Jackalope - July 6, 2012 at 2:01 pm
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by Annik - July 6, 2012 at 2:39 pm
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by downbeatplumb - July 6, 2012 at 1:07 pm
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by Annik - July 6, 2012 at 1:09 pm
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by Creed of Heresy - July 6, 2012 at 2:41 pm
RE: UNLEASH THE MADNESS! - by Angrboda - July 7, 2012 at 4:52 am

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