I actually attended a seminar on how conspiracy theorists think and process information last weekend. Unfortunately the presenter went so fast I was only able to make notations on about 1/4 of what was said. Maybe that was a conspiracy.
(The bit about DMT and yogis and the pineal gland is precious. Oh gnoes, we have a common organic molecule in our brain! Run about, jump and shout! It's a conspiracy of plants to cause our souls to dribble out our pineal glands so we won't eat them!)