I've got another one. Ok, I'm a limo driver and the world starts flooding and shit. I drive to pick up my ex-wife, her husband (fucking douche) and my kids. Major earthquake happens and I'm like "oh snap!" so I start driving towards a plane. Somehow I outrun an earthquake with my stunt driving skills and we get on this plane. Now, I can't fly for shit but luckily captain douche can so he takes the wheel. He manages to dodge some collapsing buildings with some sweet manuvers. I'm not really sure how he pulled them off, he'd only been to flying school for a few months but whatever.
Long story short, I get a map to a shelter, outrun a super-volcano, douche gets crushed by gears, we escape onto a boat and almost everyone else in the world dies. I get back in with my ex who doesn't seem too upset about her husband dying in one of the most painful ways I can imagine.
We lived happily ever after. :-)
Long story short, I get a map to a shelter, outrun a super-volcano, douche gets crushed by gears, we escape onto a boat and almost everyone else in the world dies. I get back in with my ex who doesn't seem too upset about her husband dying in one of the most painful ways I can imagine.
We lived happily ever after. :-)
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.
- Abdul Alhazred.
