Let your hair down, what bone headed things have you done?

[Reforged]

Ok, *now* I'm pulling out the big guns. Top this shit.
Right so I'm having a feast with my friends and suddenly I pipe up and say "Yo dawgs.". They like "sup man." I say "See this bread? That shits my flesh. See this wine? Thats my *blood*."
Petes like "Oh Jesus, you crazy."
I'm getting pissed at this point "Don't you call me crazy bitch, you deny me three times."
Pete gets scared "Whoa man, I'd never betray you. Come on, we all friends here. Lets just mellow out."
Shit got awkward after that so I took a long drag and when I came to these roman assholes are getting ready to nail my hands. Out of the corner of my eye I see Pete "I don't know that bitch, he crazy. No sir, na-uh."
The last thing I shouted at him was "Motherfucker!"
He laughs "Yo fool, if you happy clap your hands!"
Anyway, long story short I died for everyones sins, rose then forgave everyone cause thats how I get shit done. The end.
(p.s. Except Judas, I got some medieval motherfuckas on his ass.)