RE: Let your hair down, what bone headed things have you done?
July 10, 2012 at 2:53 pm
(This post was last modified: July 10, 2012 at 3:03 pm by Reforged.)
Hold onto your hats people, this ones a shocker.
Ok so I was a scientist with the military... or a soilder with scientific expertese... I don't know, I wasn't paying attention but anyway. British scientist accidently creates a virus that turns people into blood sucking monsters while trying to cure cancer, because thats what British people do apparently, my wife and kid dies in an explosion and suddenly I'm the only human being in the city.
I spend my days talking to a dog, listening to the same bob marley song over and over, trying to fuck a mannequin and researching a cure. After a while of fuck all happening I fall for a blatant trap, my dog gets infected and I have to kill him.
This makes me all the more determined to fuck the mannequin but my sobbing chat up line about making my dog a promise was met with a stony silence. Then I tried to kill myself by screaming alot. I get saved by this fuckwit and her kid who leads the horde straight to my home just as I've discovered the cure. After shouting at her about eggs and spending a minute trying to converse with a group of rabid bald people I give the cure to ms fuckwit and her runtish child and charge at the bald people with a grenade. Why I didn't throw it and take cover with the others is a mystery.
The end.
Ok so I was a scientist with the military... or a soilder with scientific expertese... I don't know, I wasn't paying attention but anyway. British scientist accidently creates a virus that turns people into blood sucking monsters while trying to cure cancer, because thats what British people do apparently, my wife and kid dies in an explosion and suddenly I'm the only human being in the city.
I spend my days talking to a dog, listening to the same bob marley song over and over, trying to fuck a mannequin and researching a cure. After a while of fuck all happening I fall for a blatant trap, my dog gets infected and I have to kill him.
This makes me all the more determined to fuck the mannequin but my sobbing chat up line about making my dog a promise was met with a stony silence. Then I tried to kill myself by screaming alot. I get saved by this fuckwit and her kid who leads the horde straight to my home just as I've discovered the cure. After shouting at her about eggs and spending a minute trying to converse with a group of rabid bald people I give the cure to ms fuckwit and her runtish child and charge at the bald people with a grenade. Why I didn't throw it and take cover with the others is a mystery.
The end.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.
- Abdul Alhazred.
