No no no! Read the bible first, and start in the very beginning! You will learn to DESPISE it only then. You will be unable to read past Leviticus without losing your last meal... I was too sickened by it to read anything past that, last i tried.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day