RE: "Well that was unexpected"
July 25, 2012 at 1:37 pm
(This post was last modified: July 25, 2012 at 1:38 pm by Cyberman.)
My Dad told me something similar to the OP that happened while he was having a bath once. For this story to work, you need to know that almost the whole family has to wear glasses, which naturally we remove whilst abluting thus resulting in wet and naked moles (though not so furry). Apparently when it came time to wash his hair, he squinted at the array of bath products on the shelf and grabbed the shampoo. It was only after he'd replaced it and was busily lathering his scalp that he happened to glance up at the bottle and see what appeared to be the blurry picture of a particularly happy-looking dog on the front. Still, at least he ended up with a glossy coat.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
