That last one is reminiscent of something that The Atheist Experience's Tracey Harris once said: "The thing that gets me, though, is it's like you believe that somebody walked across water and turned water into wine, and that someone spent three days in the stomach of a giant fish, but evolution just blows your mind."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'