(August 15, 2012 at 5:17 pm)Tobie Wrote:(August 15, 2012 at 5:15 pm)Gambit Wrote: I've consulted my children and they agree with Tobie. Bury your face in the damn thing, then walk around dripping juice and seeds everywhere. Don't worry about that, though. Daddy will clean it up. After all, that's what he is there for. Never mind that he looks after you 24 fucking 7. No, just soak his floor in watermelon juice too. While you're at it, why not leave a few toys on the stairs. Daddy loves that...
It's how I eat everything. I'm banned from most restaurants (particularly ones where watermelon features prominently in the cuisine).
There are a lot of those, too. I am banned from all the restaurants where public masturbation is frowned upon, so I feel your pain.
