The bible

[Cato]

So you're ok with the earth being flat. Or the cure for leprosy involving a dead beard in an earthen pot over running water. Or the fact that your god inflicted livestock with boils that he himself had already killled. The fact that Jesus has two different lineages through a dude (Joseph) that didn't have the priviledge of the shag? Light created before the sun. The moon has its own light source. The laws of physics were suspended for the express purpose of extermination.

My reciprocal question is this...
How does an adult human being read the bible and not conclude that it is a collection of stories written by semi-savages? If I were the creator of the universe and took time to notice this particular book written in my name, I would immediately wipe all traces of the book and its believers (without a fucking flood, or paint on hinges) in an attempt to reconcile the insult.

What more detail do you require?

Please show Biblical proof of your statements, book, chapter and verses.

Flat Earth:
http://www.answering-christianity.com/earth_flat.htm

Cure for leprosy:
http://www.atheistmafia.com/index.php/20...rosy-cure/

Punishment against dead Egyption livestock:
http://ponderingtruth.blogspot.com/2009/...-dead.html

Lineage of Jesus:
http://ecclesia.org/truth/geneology.html

Earth created before the sun. Sun and moon created at the same time. Moon is 'the lesser light':
Read Genesis, it won't take you long to find.

Sun stood still:
http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/contra/long_day.html

Have fun. Keep in mind I've seen most of the traditional apologies for these. The amusing bit is that most of the excuses are more absurd than the original.