Whose Line?

[Cato]

"Did you guys see the size of that chicken?"

Steve, Young Guns


"He is a cup overflowing with, the cream of human goodness. I have never known him to do anything immoral.
...except maybe the preschooler's prostitute ring.

And he has never done anything illegal.
...unless you count all the times he sold dope disguised as a nun.

[...]

He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!"

I can give you the movie (10=11), but I'll never be able to give you the character.