Oh, that old rascal! Back in the good old Dennis Wheatley days, he'd be drinking virgins' blood and possessing people in hooded robes to go out and murder babies to steal their souls. Now he's just got far too much time on his hands. Poor old thing, reduced to faking fossils and the geologic column, not to mention all that carbon-dating rubbish. He'll be drinking bottles of cheap cider wrapped in brown paper bags next. I reckon we should start a fundraiser to get him back on his cloven feet again. I've even thought of a title: "Sympathy For The Devil" - I bet that's never been used before!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
