Amazingly and against all probablilty, I just managed to find enough faith in my little shrivelled atheist heart to move Mount Everest and drop it onto the White House lawn. Luckily there was just enough faith to move it back again to where I got it from in the exact same moment in time, so nobody ever noticed. Now all my faith has been used up.
What, doesn't anyone believe me?
What, doesn't anyone believe me?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
