Better reasons to quit Christianity

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

Anyway, I'm only 43 in a couple of weeks; it's not all that old. I feel that old, but chronologically I don't suppose I'm doing so bad.

43? Imposter! You are not even approaching old fuckery. You may however be an old fart,which is a state of mind.


PS I solved the mirror problem by unscrewing it from my dressing table and moving it to the spare room,where it sits facing the wall. I replaced it with a 50inch plasma. The only other mirror in the house is a small shaving mirror in the bathroom,which only shows my face, and that's bad enough. The entire body is just too much,especially first thing in the morning.i