RE: Better reasons to quit Christianity
August 26, 2012 at 11:02 pm
(This post was last modified: August 26, 2012 at 11:03 pm by Cyberman.)
(August 26, 2012 at 10:35 pm)padraic Wrote:Quote:I started going grey when I was about 22; does that get me a pass?
Well I guess, if you are also balding, can jiggle your tits, have a large gut and a vindictive prostate.
Yes to the gut, half-credit for the tits, but no to the rest. Looks like I'll have to settle for being a medium-old fart. I can do that.
(By which I mean I can put up with the classification; I wasn't referring to air biscuits, though I can do those as well - or even better, actually.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'