(September 2, 2012 at 6:56 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(September 2, 2012 at 4:24 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I forget who first said this, so feel free to attribute it to me if you like, but there is a theory that religious leaders and preachers like this get to live such long lives is because 'God' wants to put off having to have the gits under his feet for as long as possible.
Joseph Smith was shot dead at 39. Guess "god" wanted to collect morons....um, mormons.
I believe it was due to his polygamist practices(that stemmed from his heretical teachings), yes?
Üze Tengri basmasar, asra Yir telinmeser, Türük bodun ilingin törüngin kim artatı udaçı erti?