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Religious 'inspirational' platitudes
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RE: Religious 'inspirational' platitudes
(September 4, 2012 at 5:20 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(September 4, 2012 at 5:01 pm)festive1 Wrote: From memebase today... It kinda made me throw up in my mouth a little bit...
http://cheezburger.com/6553337856

Ugh. I do see what you mean. Actually it reminded me of this from FSTDT a few years ago (no my memory isn't all that good; I collect and collate some of the more outlandish ones into a Word document for easy reference. It's a big document):

longwaybacksheep Wrote:[Commenting on a study which suggests that women who exercise by doing the housework can reduce their risk of breast cancer]

Missing the point. It's not the exercise. Joggers and Pilates people - and the sun-worshippers - are the ones getting breast cancer. The explanation is this. It is God Who gives you cancer. A woman who keeps house, and bears the children God gives her as a gift, and prays the Rosary - no abortions and no pills - will be cancer-free, all other things being equal. "Blessed is the man whom God corrects; refuse not therefore the chastising of the Lord, for He wounds and cures, He strikes and His hands shall heal" - Job.

I guess it's a good thing I'm doing laundry and cleaning house today...
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Religious 'inspirational' platitudes - by Cyberman - September 4, 2012 at 3:32 pm
RE: Religious 'inspirational' platitudes - by Jackalope - September 4, 2012 at 4:43 pm
RE: Religious 'inspirational' platitudes - by idunno - September 4, 2012 at 4:51 pm
RE: Religious 'inspirational' platitudes - by Jackalope - September 4, 2012 at 4:54 pm
RE: Religious 'inspirational' platitudes - by idunno - September 4, 2012 at 4:55 pm
RE: Religious 'inspirational' platitudes - by Cyberman - September 4, 2012 at 4:58 pm
RE: Religious 'inspirational' platitudes - by idunno - September 4, 2012 at 4:58 pm
RE: Religious 'inspirational' platitudes - by Cyberman - September 4, 2012 at 4:59 pm
RE: Religious 'inspirational' platitudes - by festive1 - September 4, 2012 at 5:01 pm
RE: Religious 'inspirational' platitudes - by Cyberman - September 4, 2012 at 5:20 pm
RE: Religious 'inspirational' platitudes - by festive1 - September 4, 2012 at 5:33 pm
RE: Religious 'inspirational' platitudes - by Ryantology - September 4, 2012 at 5:39 pm
RE: Religious 'inspirational' platitudes - by padraic - September 4, 2012 at 7:28 pm
RE: Religious 'inspirational' platitudes - by Cyberman - September 4, 2012 at 7:29 pm

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