My introduction to the catastrophe that is deviantart.
September 4, 2012 at 5:43 pm
(This post was last modified: September 4, 2012 at 5:46 pm by Reforged.)
I met Matt over a year ago in a games design course and it forever rocked my understanding of the words "socially retarded".
He fuffilled every stereotype of the sexually perverse geek I had ever heard of. He seemed to have a near sexual obsession for sonic the hedgehog. Why I remained on that course as long as I did has long since been a mystery to me.
I hadn't even heard of deviantart until the day I caught him on it... and then I read his fan fiction and it was the most psychotically stupid shit I had ever read in my life. Most of it was too boring to read but then, then I found this... and I laughed, and I laughed, and I laughed. If it had been done in irony it would of been genius but it wasn't. He had genuinely written this as a serious piece.
Now, I'm evil. Thats a given but I challange anyone to read this and not burst out laughing by the end. Its just... its beautiful.
http://super-saiyan-matt.deviantart.com/...r-94665182
Oh and then theres this more recent and shorter addition.
http://super-saiyan-matt.deviantart.com/...44#/dsk2f0
I would love for him to write more, I mean these are just fucking hilarious but it seems as if he has retired. Shame.
Of course looking for other sources of unintended comedy on that site is kind of like dumpster diving for a five-star meal behind Nandos.
Its not going to happen and if it does its a one in a million shot, a freak occurrence.
He fuffilled every stereotype of the sexually perverse geek I had ever heard of. He seemed to have a near sexual obsession for sonic the hedgehog. Why I remained on that course as long as I did has long since been a mystery to me.
I hadn't even heard of deviantart until the day I caught him on it... and then I read his fan fiction and it was the most psychotically stupid shit I had ever read in my life. Most of it was too boring to read but then, then I found this... and I laughed, and I laughed, and I laughed. If it had been done in irony it would of been genius but it wasn't. He had genuinely written this as a serious piece.
Now, I'm evil. Thats a given but I challange anyone to read this and not burst out laughing by the end. Its just... its beautiful.
http://super-saiyan-matt.deviantart.com/...r-94665182
Oh and then theres this more recent and shorter addition.
http://super-saiyan-matt.deviantart.com/...44#/dsk2f0
I would love for him to write more, I mean these are just fucking hilarious but it seems as if he has retired. Shame.
Of course looking for other sources of unintended comedy on that site is kind of like dumpster diving for a five-star meal behind Nandos.
Its not going to happen and if it does its a one in a million shot, a freak occurrence.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.
- Abdul Alhazred.
