My introduction to the catastrophe that is deviantart.

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Lemme see your opus Raph...lol?

Sure. Let me just get the link for my Knight Ryder fan-fic. I don't want to give away too much but kitt gets his brain replaced with Lucy Lui and ends up pregnant with my child.
David Hasslehoff dies in a beach related incident leaving me to ride shotgun with my cyborg-car offspring.

Honestly, whats the point in fan-fic if not to bring laughter to those able to appreciate how horrible it is? I wish I could create that wonderful variety of insane shite. I promise you some of the most hilarious stuff ever written is by sexually frustrated teenagers with an unhealthy obsession of some strange cartoon or game.
If there is such a thing as literary excellence then this is definitely not it. Its the other end of the spectrum but I still think it deserves recognition. Its so awful it verges on genius.

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I have an aunt obsessed with transformers, who writes her own screenplays and stories for it. I could link you to her stupid shit but she's 30yr old so I would rather not be evil to her. And im talking about the cartoons not the movies.

Ah but does she write herself into it and put in a scene where she gets fisted by Optimus Prime causing her DNA to be altered and make her a transformer-transhuman hybrid?

Seriously, I'm not even exaggerating that much. That kind of shit is exactly the kind of thing people will write without any irony on this site.
Trust me, its out there and its fucking hilarious.