My introduction to the catastrophe that is deviantart.

[Reforged]

Sorry, I just think everyone might of missed what Rev here put. Someone wrote themselves into their own story having sex with his own daughter and a girlfriends wound to punish cheating.

Am I the only one absolutely fascinated by the batshit craziness here? I mean, thats it. I'm hooked. I want to read everything hes written then submit it to psycho-analysts for further study.

The insane thing is that, by all accounts, Jake believes himself to be an almost perfect being and doesn't seem to find any of this out of sorts. He insists that Ronan (his self-insert) is a great character because he has only two flaws: his inability to keep house and a mole on his face. Neither of which hinder him in any way. Also, he becomes king of the Shibone nations and uses his power to kill anyone who likes modern music, male homosexuals [he once kills a gay guy for admiring his impossibly long (2-45 feet long) pecker] and any non-atheists. He also destroys the world at one point with his jism.

According to what I can gleam from his life, he's apparently the personification of the Jerk Jock who is as dumb as a brick and victimises everyone who isn't, including his bisexual film buff stepbrother.

Feel free to join accounts just to flame this jackass. I know I did.

Oh wow, oh wow. I really hope he isn't a troll. I hope hes real. This is fucking gold. I am going to study this chimp as much as I can.
I'm genuinely excited about this. This is going to be absolutely fascinating.