(September 5, 2012 at 6:33 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote:(September 5, 2012 at 6:13 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Oh wow, oh wow. I really hope he isn't a troll. I hope hes real. This is fucking gold. I am going to study this chimp as much as I can.
I'm genuinely excited about this. This is going to be absolutely fascinating.
From everything I've heard, nobody really knows for sure whether or not this guy is a troll, but if he is, he's an unusually dedicated troll who wrote a fanfic of Naruto about the length of "The Catcher in the Rye" chock full of inflammatory opinions and lacking in proper spelling, went dormant for a few months , and then decided to write a piecemeal-written fanfiction called "New Champion Evangelion." I really doubt he's a troll. Apparently, Jake Tanner lives in Los Alamitos, CA.
"ok goddamit u mothrfuckers now i hav 2 rite another author note fuck i am so sick of repondign 2 u ppl u no wat i bet ur all part od da illumnati tey r real i read abt them and they r evil i no u all work 4 them,,, 2 elmo fanclub and chrometplath thank u 4 da good reviows!"
"NOW 2 U DRAGOHURTNER. i dint not me 2 fuk myself thats nut wat i meant/ yes i liv in los alamosita! y cant u ppl soell it fukin right!"
"sex maks u mature becus matur ppl do it dont u understed i bet not haha. look up 'si drinkin cum healty and" ull find it. no ctisicm is not awesum its mean 2 ppl like me who r good riters. ur not raroused by dis becuys u r stupud that is y."
I gotta call troll. I mean I wish it was for real but some of it is just too blatant and deliberate. Shame.
Still, thats some pretty funny shit. Kudos to that guy for fooling so many people.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.
- Abdul Alhazred.
