My debate in Christian Forums in full swing

[greneknight]

In Christian Forums, they try to accommodate all Christians and they don't allow fundies to call people like me a non-Christian. Under their rules, as long as a person accepts the Nicene Creed, he's a Christian. Come on, as an altar boy, I grew up on the Nicene Creed. I can say it backwards while holding on to a huge, heavy silver candlestick, which is what I have always carried as an altar boy and I've always complained about because large cathedrals usually have very large candlesticks and they're really heavy. I really wish they could use fake silver. It'd be lighter.

Gee, you're a sly little bastard ain'tcha. Or perhaps just very confused.

I suggest you consider poiitics as a career.

Politics isn't my cup of tea. I'd rather take holy orders. It will be great to be a bishop. You get a castle to live in and you sit in the House of Lords. And all you do all day is to talk about metaphors. Ho Ho Ho! I could do that all day.