RE: Area 69
September 11, 2012 at 8:16 pm
(This post was last modified: September 11, 2012 at 8:25 pm by Reforged.)
(September 11, 2012 at 8:08 pm)whateverist Wrote:(March 10, 2012 at 4:19 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'm a '69er myself. And I do feel old.
You're as old as that cougar I married.
Yeeeeah, I was born in 1990 so I've got at least twenty more years to live than alot of you. I know right? :-)
Not the advantage it sounds like though. That means I will likely be alive long enough to be one of the hundreds of thousands who will be sent into the gladiator pits for the entertainment of Emperor Cameron. Should I survive I will be forced to breed with a variety of Scousers so that whatever offspring will retain my survival skills but be devoid of any human intellect. They will then be taken in for processing so that they might later form part of the Emperor guard that police the wasteland devastated by nuclear war and shoot the poor on sight. I would then be thrown back into the populace where I would spend the the rest of my days scrabbling for morsels until I succumb to the syphilis that would inevitably have resulted from such revolting unions.
... I've forgotten where I was going with this. My apologies to anyone who is Scouse.
It truly is a fate worse than death.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.
- Abdul Alhazred.
