Boardwalk Empire

[Reforged]

I saw a huge bush of pubes in the first episode and never watched any more.

This raises so many questions that a polite person would dare not ask...






















I am not that polite person.
Do you take that approach to everything and if so has Hovik waxed his sack to avoid this type of unfair rejection.

If so I have just gained a whole new respect for him and he is getting rep. I would imagine his face would of been frozen in a sort of pale, horrified expression for about a week after it was done like he'd seen a ghost or something.
Everytime the subject was raised afterwards he'd have the look of someone deep in thought about a terrible trauma like he'd been present for Vietnam or something. Instead of gunshots and explosions he'd hear a short, sharp rip and a blood curdling scream like something from a horror movie.
The sound of velcro sends him into a terrified frenzy where he locks himself in the bathroom screaming "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY BALLS!".

I would also like to know how you trick him into getting it done over and over again. Like, do you go "Hovik, we're going to McDonalds", he rushes down excited as a giddy child and gets in... and then you lock the car doors and laugh evilly as you drive past McDonalds and to the place he has come to know as the "anti-McDonalds".
He fumbles to get out but notices that seatbelt you placed on him isn't a seat belt... its a straight jacket. He howls with despair knowing whats coming next, knowing that he will not get his McDonalds, knowing he will not escape and knowing he is doomed to his fate. The rash will be terrible and the pain beyond all comprehension.. but at least he'll be able to draw a face on them. With this he smiles briefly... the smile vanishes as he enters and the door closes behind him. The faintest light disappearing, leaving him in total darkness.
"Hello Mr Hovik" says a cold, gloating voice.
"I see your back again"
Hovik is paralysed with fear. "Am... am I going to get my McDonalds now?"
The voice laughs "No Mr Hovik, no you will not."
*RIIIIP!*
*screams*
"See you next month, Mr Hovik."

... I've forgotten where I was going with this. Does any of that happen?
If so do I have permission to copyright it and write a book about it? It suddenly occurs to me this would make for an excellent novel.