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OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God.
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RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God.
It's also worth noting, on the subject of free will; you know the whole "Jesus helps those who help themselves" thing? Yeah the bible never says that, but it DOES say you have to basically do a lot of praying and waiting and hoping and more praying and more waiting and worshiping and if you do then MAYBE god will help you. Maybe. But only if you're chosen and pious enough.

Yeah. God REALLY wants us to exert our free will, doesn't he? As long as that free will is exerted only towards polishing his buttpucker.
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OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Puddleglum - September 18, 2012 at 7:38 am
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Drich - September 18, 2012 at 9:24 am
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Drich - September 18, 2012 at 9:08 pm
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Drich - September 18, 2012 at 10:08 pm
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by TaraJo - September 19, 2012 at 10:59 am
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Drich - September 19, 2012 at 11:39 am
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by TaraJo - September 19, 2012 at 4:36 pm
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Drich - September 19, 2012 at 11:31 pm
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Drich - September 20, 2012 at 10:08 am
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Drich - September 20, 2012 at 11:00 am
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by TaraJo - September 20, 2012 at 11:04 am
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by TaraJo - September 20, 2012 at 12:28 am
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Drich - September 20, 2012 at 11:28 am
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Drich - September 20, 2012 at 12:38 pm
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Drich - September 20, 2012 at 2:59 pm
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Drich - September 20, 2012 at 6:24 pm
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Drich - September 20, 2012 at 8:08 pm
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Cinjin - September 18, 2012 at 10:18 am
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by TaraJo - September 18, 2012 at 10:08 am
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by TaraJo - September 18, 2012 at 10:33 am
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Cato - September 27, 2012 at 6:21 pm
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Drich - September 18, 2012 at 9:51 pm
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Phish - September 18, 2012 at 2:08 pm
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Drich - September 19, 2012 at 12:27 am
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Drich - September 19, 2012 at 8:26 am
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Polaris - September 18, 2012 at 11:27 pm
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Drich - September 19, 2012 at 7:52 am
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Polaris - September 18, 2012 at 11:53 pm
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Creed of Heresy - September 19, 2012 at 11:06 am
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Drich - September 20, 2012 at 8:09 pm
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Drich - September 20, 2012 at 8:11 pm
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Drich - September 20, 2012 at 10:16 pm
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Drich - September 20, 2012 at 10:19 pm
RE: OK Christians. your chance. Convince me of God. - by Waratah - September 20, 2012 at 10:15 pm

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